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josh-gute:

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

porcelaincloud:

My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours

Me: gives one (1) pat

Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..

leecario: “ kittenfossils: “ comcastkills: “I literally can’t figure out what this means. ” i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me ” Doctor: you have the flu Me cocking my gun: like hell I do ”

leecario:

kittenfossils:

comcastkills:

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

urbancatfitters:

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good
me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

girldagger:

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

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